I went to the fair today because it was boring as crap and there was nothing else to do. You know, one thing I really hate about Miami-besides the fry-an-egg-on-your-sidewalk heat- are the sudden bouts of rain. Seriously, it'll be all perfectly sunny and bright enough to blind a motherfucker one minute and then BOOM! Watch out because a lightning bolt is aiming for your ass.  I hate Miami, guys.

Anyway it was pretty hot at the fair but the all of a sudden it started POURING. Like, I think my socks were squishing as I walked. So my mom and I decided to hide out in the petting zoo until the raincloud passed. NOT A GOOD IDEA. Besides the fact that everyone in the whole fair seemed to have this same brilliant idea and so every time you shifted an inch you got VERY intimately acquainted with the person closest to you--SERIOUSLY, I was this close to telling old ladies to keep their boobs out of my personal bubble. I do not like getting bitchslapped by a pair of hooters. --frankly, the place was pretty rank.

And there were so many fucking chickens. Guys, I HATE chickens. Actually, I hate pretty much anything that has feathers. And by hate, I mean that I'll scream like a five year old girl and run if I see feathers headed my way. So this place was basically hell for me. Everyone kept going, "OOOOH look at the purty feathers on that peacock." And I basically clutched at my mother like a toddler and fought the impulse to go, "KEEP THAT MOTHERFUCKING TURKEY AWAY!" It was in a cage approximately 25 feet away from me. Sometimes I cannot even properly express my daily fail capacity.

There were also a lot of bunnies which were obviously adorable. There were cows too, but honestly, the biggest reaction that got out of me was,"Huh. I could go for some steak right about now."
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( Apr. 7th, 2009 06:31 pm)

Apparently, a live-action Full Metal Panic! movie is in the works. With Zac Efron as a potential lead...WHY, AMERICA?! WHY?! You've already sodomized my childhood memories with Dragonball: Evolution. Must you piss on my teenage memories as well? Zac Efron? Zac Fucking Efron? This is the biggest fail I've heard of since...THIS IS THE BIGGEST FAIL PERIOD.

I'm gonna go cry in a corner and wait until America is done raping my childhood. More rage later.

Jesus, this is the F4 from Mainland China? All I have to say is that I hope that drama is a fucking masterpiece because I don't think it'll garner much attention because of its cast of pretty-boys.

The one on the far left is Rui. Yeah. That hair is just an accident waiting to explode with jazz hands.

Oh man, Monday is my naturalization test. It should be simple, in theory, considering that I went to school here and can speak like a native, but man, never underestimate the power of anxiety.  IT'LL FUCK YOU UP GOOD. 

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( Mar. 12th, 2009 11:50 pm)

WHAT?! Why? Why, Korea, why?!

Oh I will choke a bitch before this is over.

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( Mar. 10th, 2009 10:55 pm)
I am done with the whole BOF write-up thing. I'll probably catch the episodes, but I can't even work up enough interest to mock it.  I found the whole liveblogging experience to be a good way to let loose my snark, which if you don't know, if left contained for prolonged periods of time can be hazardous to my health.

Maybe I'll switch over to live blogging To Get Her or My Queen. I'm DEFINITELY doing a long review of Mei-chan no Shitsuji once it's over.

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( Mar. 6th, 2009 12:45 pm)
I seem to have won 1 million euros from a lottery in Spain. Odd since I've never been to Spain nor have I ever entered myself in a lottery online. And the notification? Is in English. If that doesn't spell out scam, then the fact that they spelled "Spanish" incorrectly should give it away.
seven_trees: (craptastic)
( Mar. 5th, 2009 08:26 pm)
God I want this week to be OVER. I've been feeling so depressed and have been in such a terrible mood lately that even I'm like, calm the fuck down, self. You're one step away from going into soap-opera mode.

Anyone ever feel like that? I mean, so depressed and annoyed with life that it sounds melodramatic even to you? I swear, I get into these moods and I can hear woevelins playing inside my head.  I think part of it is because my birthday is almost here. Although I don't know WHY that should make me depressed. It's not like I'm tripping over my own arthritic feet here. I'm still very much a snot nosed brat.  But that's the only thing I can imagine is making me feel like this.

Someone say something funny. AMUSE ME, I SAY. Also, please don't think I'm annoying if I keep posting 'I R Depressed' posts like this one for the next few days.
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( Mar. 5th, 2009 03:53 pm)
Apparently Gokusen is getting a movie. And MatsuJun isn't going to be in this either.


I know I'm not the only one who has days like these. You know, days where you want to punch a wall or cry (or eat a quart of Ben and Jerry's whilst listening to horrible 80s ballads AND crying into your pillow). You know, THOSE days. No, I'm not PMS-ing. I'm just having a shit day. Actually, TWO shitty days, since I've been like this since yesterday evening. Something which I don't want to talk about happened and now I just can't get out of this horrid state.

I keep trying to watch movies to cheer myself up, but EVERYTHING I watch seems to end horribly or with a death scene (because there is no such thing as bittersweet in my world--there are happy endings and AGONY) and it just makes me more depressed. I even started watching this adorable show called Nearly Famous and I got about two episodes in when I thought to myself, better check the ending just to make sure. And sure enough, AGONY.

And I don't have any fucking ice cream in the house. MOTHERFUCKER.

Here is a picture for reference. This is me right now.
seven_trees: (Default)
( Feb. 2nd, 2009 01:54 pm)

Okay, I'm sick today, but who cares? Dammit, if someone knows how to do an LJ cut tell me right away. I want to say SO MUCH about that last ep of BOF but I don't want to be the asshole who spoils everyone because she doesn't know how to do an LJ cut. God, I'm such a noob sometimes.
seven_trees: (Default)
( Feb. 1st, 2009 11:43 pm)
I was THIS close to walking into a pole today. I KID YOU NOT. What's next? Slipping on a banana peel? WILL AN ANVIL FALL ON MY HEAD AFTER THAT?
Okay, so [livejournal.com profile] dangermousie  just posted something on her LJ that might have given me a stroke. I swear to GOD, if K-Hanadan does a time shift, heads will fucking roll. I am so tired of that crap in dramas. It's unnecessary and often comes off as sloppy.


seven_trees: (Russia oh noes)


( Jan. 21st, 2009 07:07 pm)
My coffee maker is broken...


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( Jan. 17th, 2009 12:16 am)
Oh God, I have self-control. There was this sale at Landau and the stuff there was just so PREEEETY and it was 80% off. COME ON. I'm only a person. I DON"T HAVE THAT MUCH CONTROL.

My mom is the same. We went together because when the words sale and jewelry are combined in a sentense my mom's ears perk up like Scoobie-Doo's. The saleslady totally conned me into buying more than a few things. Sure, first they complement you on your jacket and act like nice old ladies and before you know it you find yourself with a bag full of stuff you hadn't even known you needed.

I'm just a total pushover when it comes to those things. And it doesn't help when I'm looking to my mom for support and she's standing there with a basket full of rings saying, are you going to pay because I'm NOWHERE near ready.

I used to be this way when I was younger too. Except that back then I'd attack Best Buy's anime section. That was before I  discovered the wonders that are online streaming sites. I could've paid for college with that money.


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