K-Hanadan 22

[seven_trees]

1.  Yeah, that getaway was totally equipped for teh sex and JP and JD COMPLETELY overlook the romantic bed in favor of stargazing and then later, foot soaks.  I KID YOU NOT. Teenagers have forgone sex in favor of soaking their feet. I expect soon we'll be seeing purple dinosaurs walking about in the background seeing as this is show is obviously taking place in fantasy!Korea, where up is down and left is right and teenagers seem to be incapable of being horny. IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION. If this were American television, someone would have gotten pregnant by now.


2. And JUN PYO. Okay so we didn't get to see him grovel like the dog he was (DAMMIT!!), but OOOOH he told her he loved her. And also, that story about finding out his dad's secretary was the one sending him birthday presents was just heartbreaking. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PART ABOUT THE STARGAZING OR I'LL CRY. God, I'm so ridiculously easy. He treated her so horribly for all that time and the second I find out how big his daddy issues are I'm all, YOU CAN CRY ON MY HEAVING BOSOM ANYTIME!

3. Seriously guys, that lady who plays Darth Mama has such an extreme presence. Like a split second before I saw the entourage and got blinded by the glare coming off of Darth Mama's GINORMOUS diamond necklace,  I said to myself, I smell evil in the air. She's definitely my favorite version of the evil mother.

AND OH MAN. Mama Evil is in total fear of Ji Hoo's grandpa.That scene in the restaurant was like watching an exorcism, which you know,  isn't so far off the mark. I half expected grandpa to whip out a bottle of holy water and start yelling, DEMON BEGONE! You can't understand my disappointment when it didn't happen. I bet ten bucks that she would have at least sizzled a little.

That whole interaction just made me cry my eyes out laughing. God did I LOL when he said to her,  do I need to call you Chairwoman Kang now? Because it was in such a condescending tone that he might as well  have said, AWWW WE'LL AREN'T YOU A BIG GIRL!

Harabuji for the win!

4. I'm not gonna comment on Ga Eul/Yi Jung thing because I'm pretty bored with them lately, but I will say one thing. I get that they want us to think Yi Jung is a player, but why is it everytime we see him bringing girls back to his house there are always two of them. I'm honestly expecting to see a "I heart threesomes." bumper-sticker on the back of his car.

I get it, Yi Jung. You like teh bitches. How could I forget with the constant stream of girls, the phallic cars, the snazzy suits, the greasy hair and let's not forget your five second kill which STILL makes me giggle inappropriately (OH COME ON?! That just has to be a bad translation. I get what they meant with that, but every time I think about it my automatic reaction is, YOU CAN GET HELP FOR THAT NOWADAYS.)

Also, his woe has totally ruined my love for  instrumental music. Every time I hear a piano of sorrow or a guitar of endless man!pain playing, I can't help thinking that somewhere out there Yi Jung is sitting in the dark, shedding one lone tear. Thank you for that, BOF.

5. Oh GOD GUYS! That scene at the zoo? I don't even like little kids that much and my ovaries still exploded.


All in all I thought it was a pretty fun episode. It's still too heavy on the JH/JD interaction for my tastes, but I guess that's what happens when you have the president of the Ji Hoo fanclub writing the script.